like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
They have beer where we have blood.
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