found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
