I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Small penises have feelings too.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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