Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
