I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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