halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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