would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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