Don't you send me to vm
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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