so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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