Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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