Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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