I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Who died my cat blue again?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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