I will die if light touches me.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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