Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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