Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
