yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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