it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
His nipple licking is glorious
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