gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I love you.
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