Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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