pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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