You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
