He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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