Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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