There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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