Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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