Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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