porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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