she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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