There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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