did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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