just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
birth control should be required to get into college
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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