Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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