the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
