I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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