and you said cock pushups were impossible
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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