To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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