its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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