i always forget guys have bellybuttons
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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