What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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