i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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