ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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