Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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