Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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