he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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