I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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