what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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