Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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