But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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