He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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