I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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