you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
