Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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