Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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