my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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